Short And Funny

[WillyL]

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!

Which Male pencil is responsible?

THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "Yes. Ok, Good-bye.”

She turns to her lover and says, “THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.”

3 Roosters: Normal, Retarded and a Gay.

Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!

Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!

Gay: any-cock-will dooo !!!

3 Guys were introduced to a girl.

“Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint.”

“I'm Paul not a POPE.”

“I'm John not a Baptist.”

The girl replied, “Hi, I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.”

Girlfriends are appetizers - tastes good at any time.

Mistresses are – tomyams, hot and spicy - eaten frequently.

Wives are Maggie - eaten when there's nothing to eat.

Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.

She replied, “I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR!”

Yesterday's News: A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.

Today's News: Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.