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Trump "Wins" Another Golf Tournament

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No wonder MAGA is tired of winning. Their guiding light has won another golf tournament on one of his own golf courses (of course), and it's all above board (of course).

'‘Another day of Trump humiliating himself’: Donald Trump sparks outrage for ‘blatantly cheating’'

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/another-day-trump-humiliating-himself-103049325.html

"Over the weekend, Trump claimed the club championship at his Bedminster Club in both the Senior and Super Senior divisions with a score of 70. However, given his lengthy history of apparent cheating, people were skeptical of the accomplishment.

Golf author Rick Reilly wrote the New York Times bestseller Commander in Cheat, which details Trump's history of cheating on the golf course. He has recounted several times that Trump has claimed victory in a golf event without actually having the best score."

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trump shows he's such a magnanimous person, gracious in defeat as well as victory.🤣

What a complete POS he is.thumbsup

"I won with a score of 70, and am so honoured in that, unlike the rest of the field, I'm given very little time to practise, because I'm focused on many other things," Trump said in a Truth Social post.

"It's called TALENT, and I have it, and they don't!"

https://www.skysports.com/golf/news/12176/13569322/donald-trump-us-president-wins-bedminster-senior-club-championship-and-taunts-opponents-in-truth-social-post

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For those finding it increasingly difficult to tell the difference between the current President of the United States and the ruler of North Korea, here's some help.

Yes, both have an army of sycophants who compete to see who can grovel better. Both have really unattractive haircuts. Both could use many injections of GLP-1s. Both are corrupt and self-serving, and have zero empathy for the humans they ostensibly rule. Both have a rather uncomfortable attraction to a family member, though in one case it's a sister while in the other, it's a daughter. Oh, and the world will instantly become a better place when either of them have been sent far far south to the land of SPF-666 by the Grim Reaper.

Now here's a slight difference....one's weapon of choice is an anti-aircraft gun, while the other is known for mean Tweets and primary-ing anyone who fails to bow. Of course, there is speculation nastier retribution is sometimes handed out, such as when cameras suddenly went down and guards wandered off at a New York detention facility.

Now while the father of the North Korean leader is said to hold the current record for a round of golf---having scored around 6 holes-in-one in an 18 hole round with a score of 38---the son fancies himself a basketball player. In fact, while in private school in Europe as a youth playing pick-up b-ball games, his bodyguards were known to take physical exception to any player who blocked a shot or stole the ball of the North Korean lad.

The current POTUS keeps the majority of his sporting lies to the golf course, generally his own courses. He is known for balls more afraid of water than a cat or a carefully coifed hairdo outside Normandy, France, and has a 15th club in his bag typically referred to as a Texas Wedge, otherwise known as one's foot. POTUS has never lost a single ball in all of his years on the course---which is more likely a tribute to the "keen eyes" and spare balls of his caddy. POTUS also grants himself lots of "gimmes", such as 30 foot putts on undulating greens. Keeping with the golf metaphor, one is also envious of the junk of a former actual champion golfer---which may well explain POTUS' woeful insecurity, as detailed in graphic terms by a temporary paramour named Stormy.

Hope this helps identify one psychopath from the other.

11 minutes ago, Wingate said:

Now while the father of the North Korean leader is said to hold the current record for a round of golf---having scored around 6 holes-in-one in an 18 hole round with a score of 38-

If you're going to spout mythical nonsense at least try to get if right. He hit 11 holes in 1. 6 hahahah those are weak numbers.

1 hour ago, blaze master said:

If you're going to spout mythical nonsense at least try to get if right. He hit 11 holes in 1. 6 hahahah those are weak numbers.

Are you applying for a position with the trump circus 🤡

Did the massively height freak Baron carry the bag? Of course not lazy ass spoiled, pay people for that as well as for the trophy. But this is what is important right? 🖕 DT.

Yes he's a winner ,💩 in everything ,except wars it seems

regards worgeordie

Golf' pronounced Guff' in fiddlers case🤔

4 hours ago, Tug said:

Are you applying for a position with the trump circus 🤡

He is not eligible as he is too inteligent!

There are only a very small number of AN members of a sufficiently low standard to even be considered for joining the Trump circus!

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