I kept my information channels open as far as "Thai Immigration" is concerned.

The latest: If a Farang can prove that he has defecated in his pants twice a year while singing the Thai national anthem simultainiously will receive a 10 year visa.

As witnessesses are required: 5 Thai citizens and 3 monks.

This is hot and unfolding. I keep you posted.

Do sharts count?

Jeez, I do that twice a day what will I get?

Is the 10 year visa a reward or a punishment?

He He. For once in my life I wanted to produce some "fake news". It's quite easy. Half of social medias "influencers" make good money by doing it.

1 hour ago, swissie said:

If a Farang can prove that he has defecated in his pants

Sadly this is more common than you think.

Some of the foreigners I see walking around Jomtien and Pattaya, filthy animals, walking around the streets smelling like crap and urine.

On 8/6/2026 at 8:07 PM, swissie said:

For once in my life I wanted to produce some "fake news".

It's more believable that most of your other posts.

On 8/8/2026 at 9:46 AM, treetops said:

It's more believable that most of your other posts.

I would not expect that you understand my posts, as you live in "tree-tops".

On 8/6/2026 at 12:14 PM, SAFETY FIRST said:

Sadly this is more common than you think.

Some of the foreigners I see walking around Jomtien and Pattaya, filthy animals, walking around the streets smelling like crap and urine.

Agreed 100%. Many nasty individuals out there.