Your Zipper Is Down

[AltumAngel]

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said,

"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door."

This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he

suddenly notices that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He

then intentionally went out to ask a cup of coffee from his secretary.

He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw garage door open did you see my jaguar park in

there?"

The secretary smiles for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres."

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Funny, thanks!

[stickyb]

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said,

"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door."

I think this has origins in the quote attributed to Winston Churchill

A young back bencher notices that Churchill's flies are undone in the House one day. He doesn't want the P.M. to be embarrassed so he sidles up and whispers, "Mr. Churchill. The Guardroom door is open."

The great man replies "Ah, but is the sentry standing to attention or merely lolling over a couple of sandbags?"

but then again, later on in life when the same thing happened, the reply was

No matter. The dead bird does not leave the nest.