libya 115 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 A bloke walks into a butcher's. Butcher says, "Bet you a tenner that you can't jump up and touch the meat that's hung up on the ceiling with your hand." Bloke says, "No thanks." Butcher says, "OK, bet you twenty quid that you can't jump up and hit the meat that's hung up on the ceiling." Bloke says, "No thanks mate." Butcher says, "OK, OK, I'll give you a hundred quid if you can do it." Bloke says, "No thanks mate, the steaks are too high." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 It's a classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 He's back ! And the jokes are as bad as ever ! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 He's back !And the jokes are as bad as ever ! :D Welcome back Libby, we've missed you. Never did get an answer to the fish and chips joke though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbojumbo Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Please ban him again, the only funny in his jokes are his title subs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 a steak walks into a pub and asks for a beer , the barman replies " sorry , we dont serve food in here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 a steak walks into a pub and asks for a beer , the barman replies " sorry , we dont serve food in here" This is so good it deserves it's own thread. Here's the heading: This joke is so good you'll probably wet yourself with glee and mirthful exuberance! Sub-heading: Both women and men will be begging to have sex with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopChinese Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Miss you long time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Fuddled Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Now I can get off the Prozac. Welcome back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 libya speechless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmazinkle Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 same butchers man says got any oxtails?butcher says..yes "once upon a time there was an ox...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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