Redneck!

Q. How do you break a redneck's finger?

A. Punch him in the nose!

Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?

A. A documentary!

Q. What do they call "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?

A. "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!"

Q. How many rednecks does it take to eat possum?

A. Two. One to eat and one to watch for cars!

Q. Why did God invent armadillos?

A. So rednecks could have possum on the half shell!

Q. What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?

A. "Nice tooth!"

Q. What's the most popular pick up line in Kentucky?

A. "You don't sweat much for a fat broad!"

Q. What's the most popular pick up line in Tennessee?

A. "Hey, didn't I meet you last year at the family reunion?!"

Q. What's the difference between a good ole boy and a redneck?

A. The good ole boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved!

Q. How do you know when you are staying in a Tennessee motel?

A. When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "Go ahead!"

Q. How can you tell if a redneck is married?

A. There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck!

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