Factory Owner

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise

visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he

noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner

angrily.

"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner

counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and

said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come

back!"

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has

that lazy bum been working here anyway?"

"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just

here to deliver a pizza!"