Quickie

[A. BOOZER]

A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like. He says, “I want a quickie.” She slaps him and says, “Just give me your order, mister!” The man says, “I want a quickie!” She slaps him again. “Last chance,” “What do you want?” The man insists, “Look, I really, really want a quickie!”

Another customer leans over and says, “I believe that’s pronounced quiche.”