"Bushnell Gal Birth Control"

There were three gals who were getting married and all met at

the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not

having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one Bushnell farm

gal.

The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right

away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had

discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait

awhile.

Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth

control she planned to use. Her answer was, "The rhythm method."

"That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good

record."

He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. "I

plan on using birth control pills," she said.

Again he said, "Yes that will work as long as you don't forget

to take them."

He then asked the Bushnell farm girl what system she was

planning on using. Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method." After a

short delay, he told her that should also work.

He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date

for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city gals were

pregnant. Only the Bushnell farm gal was slim and trim yet.

Well, the counselor asked the first gal what method she used and

what went wrong. She replied, "I used the rhythm method but somehow got

my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby."

He asked the second city gal what method she used and she

replied, "The birth control pill. But we were camping one weekend and I

didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have

a baby."

He turns to the Bushnell farm gal. "I vaguely remember you were

going to use the pail and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't

have a clue what the pail and saucer method is. Will you explain it to

me so I can see why it has worked so well for you?"

She replied, "Well we make love standing up, and since I am

quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside

down. Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get

as big as saucers, I kick the pail out from under him."

"Bushnell Gal Birth Control"

There were three gals who were getting married and all met at

the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not

having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one Bushnell farm

gal.

The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right

away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had

discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait

awhile.

Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth

control she planned to use. Her answer was, "The rhythm method."

"That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good

record."

He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. "I

plan on using birth control pills," she said.

Again he said, "Yes that will work as long as you don't forget

to take them."

He then asked the Bushnell farm girl what system she was

planning on using. Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method." After a

short delay, he told her that should also work.

He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date

for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city gals were

pregnant. Only the Bushnell farm gal was slim and trim yet.

Well, the counselor asked the first gal what method she used and

what went wrong. She replied, "I used the rhythm method but somehow got

my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby."

He asked the second city gal what method she used and she

replied, "The birth control pill. But we were camping one weekend and I

didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have

a baby."

He turns to the Bushnell farm gal. "I vaguely remember you were

going to use the pail and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't

have a clue what the pail and saucer method is. Will you explain it to

me so I can see why it has worked so well for you?"

She replied, "Well we make love standing up, and since I am

quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside

down. Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get

as big as saucers, I kick the pail out from under him."

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Edited September 9, 200718 yr by sureerat9