30/07/2004 14:31 - (SA)

Man cuts off own penis

Bangkok - A migrant worker from Myanmar cut off his own penis on Friday after drinking himself into a rage when his wife refused to have sex with him, Thai police said.

Po Dong, 29, a dock worker at the Thai port of Samut Prakan, initially attempted intercourse with his wife, Kate, on Thursday night.

When she refused he stayed up all night drinking whiskey and made another attempt on Friday, Samut Prakan Police Major Narong Simsawat quoted witnesses as saying.

When this attempt at intimacy also was rebuffed, Po Dong flew into a rage and severed his penis with a pair of scissors. He then cut the severed member into several pieces and stabbed himself in the stomach while screaming abuse at his wife.

He then collapsed and was carried to Samut Prakan Hospital where he was reported in serious but stable condition on Friday afternoon.

"His penis can't be reconnected because it's in small pieces," Narong said. "We questioned the wife and she was very sorry. She said he shouldn't have made such a big issue out of it." - Sapa-dpa

I hate day's like that

Po Dong, 29, a dock worker at the Thai port of Samut Prakan, initially attempted intercourse with his wife, Kate, on Thursday night.

His wife's name is " kate " .... ??

I wonder if she changed it... from "ding"

... from the shallow end of the gene pool :shrug:

Po dong will have to change his name to No dong

Po dong will have to change his name to No dong

LMFAO

If it makes him feel him any better ...this is one of those only "once-in-a-lifetime" things.

Seriously, that's just crazy. *rainman looks down* you're staying there and hang on through the um..hard times, okay!!!

WoW

som nam na, idiot.

Po dong will have to change his name to No dong

Or that Russian name, Kutcherkokov.

Po dong will have to change his name to No dong

Or that Russian name, Kutcherkokov.

Well it is a kinda slow Saturday morning

or if he was a cop could now be called "Dickless Tracy"

He will have to renew his membersnip.

Was that any good?

at least he can't get arrested for having an offensive person on his weapon.

maybe some kind katoey will donate his penis which is being removed for him to have one reattached to replace the missing and un-reattachable member

who knows it might be bigger than his original member

guess he will have a good chance of a job as a kayoey now

Serves her right (Kate that is)

Now she will get no more cock from Po (no) Dong.

Perhaps if no No Dong gets the full monty operation and gets a pussy he an Kate can be 'pen tom' together (clearly she wasn't all that keen to get too close to 'Po Dong's dong)

Anyways now the Burmese can claim to be the stupidest race on the planet

Wow I have bad days but i never even thought of doing that poor guy sorry to hear about it

His wife's name is " kate " .... ??

Kate? Ouch foreign girl maybe Now i can see why he felt this way

Christ'- well guess he won`t need to ask her for a shag anymore.

What brand of whisky was he drinking?

"We questioned the wife and she was very sorry. She said he shouldn't have made such a big issue out of it."

Da*n right.

They should never make a big issue out of it.

Or they will suffer the consequences,...

Darwin Award

Darwin Award

I'm sure he would have love it.

Another proof his findings were right,...

I can't work out whether this cut it from his head or not

Whenver i hear of penis cutting always reminds me of the Bobbits and from i hear his reunited old fella is serving him well in the porn industry

Darwin Award

I'm sure he would have love it.

Another proof his findings were right,...

Anyways now the Burmese can claim to be the stupidest race on the planet 

For darwin award's Even Monkey's have a brain that say's them not to cut off their favourite pasttime