A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife

something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he

decides to buy her a cellphone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and

explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day

the blonde goes shopping.

Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how

do you like your new phone?"

She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is

clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand

though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife

something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he

decides to buy her a cellphone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and

explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day

the blonde goes shopping.

Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how

do you like your new phone?"

She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is

clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand

though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Me too.

It's gonna take me a while to figure this one out.

C'mon guys! it is pretty obvious.

So it is a puzzle, more than a joke? Both???

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oh oh oh I get it!!!

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife

something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he

decides to buy her a cellphone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and

explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day

the blonde goes shopping.

Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how

do you like your new phone?"

She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is

clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand

though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

An Essex couple wayne and sharon are involved in an accident on the m25 and the car is upside down, the ambulance crew get wayne out and sharon has blood on her and is trapped in her seat, one of the paramedics asks, "where are you bleedin from love " sharon replies " Romford, what the <deleted> has that got to do wiv it ",..

An Essex couple wayne and sharon are involved in an accident on the m25 and the car is upside down, the ambulance crew get wayne out and sharon has blood on her and is trapped in her seat, one of the paramedics asks, "where are you bleedin from love " sharon replies " Romford, what the <deleted> has that got to do wiv it ",..

Classic.

Took me a sec, that English lingo.

Did I mention I am a little dense? ?