AltumAngel Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how do you like your new phone?" She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how do you like your new phone?" She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 It's gonna take me a while to figure this one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiliwasabi Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 C'mon guys! it is pretty obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 So it is a puzzle, more than a joke? Both??? ============================ oh oh oh I get it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how do you like your new phone?" She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" An Essex couple wayne and sharon are involved in an accident on the m25 and the car is upside down, the ambulance crew get wayne out and sharon has blood on her and is trapped in her seat, one of the paramedics asks, "where are you bleedin from love " sharon replies " Romford, what the <deleted> has that got to do wiv it ",.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acquiesce Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 An Essex couple wayne and sharon are involved in an accident on the m25 and the car is upside down, the ambulance crew get wayne out and sharon has blood on her and is trapped in her seat, one of the paramedics asks, "where are you bleedin from love " sharon replies " Romford, what the <deleted> has that got to do wiv it ",.. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Took me a sec, that English lingo. Did I mention I am a little dense? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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