October 8, 200718 yr A midfielder on a soccer team and his wife were celebrating the birth of their first child. They invited the entire team to witness the Christening of their new born child. After the priest anointed the child, he turned to hand the baby back to the midfielder. Just at that moment, the baby squirmed and the Priest’s hands being wet, the baby slipped from his grasp. As the baby was falling towards the stone floor of the cathedral, the goalie who was standing nearby, made a dive and caught the child only inches from the floor. With a very proud look on his face, the goalie got up, dusted himself off and promptly drop kicked the baby through the open doors of the cathedral.
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