FASHION DO NOT'S FOR SENIORS

Pass this to any senior you know.

For you, file away for future reference.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations

DO NOT go together: -

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedos and cellulite

A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots, Short shorts and varicose veins

In-line skates and a Zimmer frame

But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!

Edited October 11, 200718 yr by LeungKen

There's a few places I have been to which could do with a visit from the Fashion Police.

Peter

There's a few places I have been to which could do with a visit from the Fashion Police.

Peter

Yeah Murwillumbah amongst them.......

..... if my memory serves me correctly the residents in Mullimbimby

were much beter dressed

..............rainbow shirts & kaftans everywhere.

....but God's own country up that way, got a coupla mates live up Bellingen Valley.

Loved the area.

Cheers

There are probably a few cool dudes in Pattaya too busy to contribute on this thread.