LeungKen Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Paddy & Mick were unemployed and applied for social security benefits. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher". "I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs." The clerk looked up panty-stitcher on her computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour she gave him 80 EURO a week unemployment pay. Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter. Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick 160 EURO week. When Paddy found out this, he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour " . " What skill?" yelled Paddy." I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts 'em over his head and says "Yep, diesel fitter." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 These guys actually sound Scandinavian to me. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 It's actually a good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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