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Beat The Maid

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Anyone else play this?

Getting up and ready before the maid knocks on the door, if you can do this you have beaten the maid, if she knocks and you arent ready, they win.

At the last apartment one maid was an evil sith lord and would knock at 8am frequently beating us. We have moved now (not because of this) and we win beat the maid almost every day. We laugh at their weak attempts to win at beat the maid and frequently shout NOOBS down the hallway upon waking. ok we dont but we should.

anyone else play beat the made and do you win.

anyone else play beat the made and do you win.

i don't play it but live it. our maid gets up around 08.00 hrs and my breakfast is ready by 08.15 hrs. i am getting up each and every day around 04.00 hrs. no maid beats me... i bet.

I don't get this. Why are they knocking on the door? All my maids have had their own accomodation as part of the house or apartment with a seperate entrance. They'd just wait until I go out to work in the house, or if its a weekend work in other rooms around me as I move around.

I beat the maid every day! Because I don't pay wages for one, and I clean up my own mess. :o

I sleep with my maid so no games necessary. That said, I doubt that my wife would appreciate me calling her the maid. If you need a maid you have too big of a house.

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serviced appartment chaps

I don't get this. Why are they knocking on the door? All my maids have had their own accomodation as part of the house or apartment with a seperate entrance. They'd just wait until I go out to work in the house, or if its a weekend work in other rooms around me as I move around.

ditto ,my maid wont stay in the same room as me ,does'nt come upstairs until im down .

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its a serviced apartment

I sleep with my maid so no games necessary. That said, I doubt that my wife would appreciate me calling her the maid. If you need a maid you have too big of a house.

I have found in Thailand that those are the most expensive models.

<br />Anyone else play this?<br /><br />Getting up and ready before the maid knocks on the door, if you can do this you have beaten the maid, if she knocks and you arent ready, they win.<br /><br />At the last apartment one maid was an evil sith lord and would knock at 8am frequently beating us. We have moved now (not because of this) and we win beat the maid almost every day. We laugh at their weak attempts to win at beat the maid and frequently shout NOOBS down the hallway upon waking. ok we dont but we should.<br /><br />anyone else play beat the made and do you win.<br />
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Take the door off??

###### I TOTALLY misunderstood what you meant by BEAT the maid... I was all interested.

Damian Mavis

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###### I TOTALLY misunderstood what you meant by BEAT the maid... I was all interested.

Damian Mavis

my gf has considered actually beating the maid with a huge sausage shaped pink pillow that she bought.

###### I TOTALLY misunderstood what you meant by BEAT the maid... I was all interested.

Damian Mavis

me too damain ! i was all ears ,, bit disapointing really, :o
We laugh at their weak attempts to win at beat the maid and frequently shout NOOBS down the hallway upon waking. ok we dont but we should.

You guy's sound great :o

My neighbors plays a version of the game, but the maid screams a lot. I think the win-lose situation is based on if blood is drawn!

(Yes, I am kidding), but they sure do work her half to death!

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