a woman was lying in the hospital bed after just giving birth,

the nurse walks in to show the woman her newborn baby,

before she gives the woman the baby the nurse says " i

hope you dont mind me saying but do you know the babies black,"

the woman replies "im not surprised i was down on my luck and the

only work i could get was in a porno movie and the lead man was black",

the nurse says "do you know its got blond hair" the woman replies

"there was a swedish guy in the movie aswell" the nurse says "do you

know its got slanty eyes"the woman replies "there was a chinese guy in

the movie aswell"

with that the nurse gives the baby to the woman who turns the baby over

and gives it a smack on the bum

"what did you do that for" the nurse exclaims

"i wanted to see if it was going to bark"

OK I didn't see that coming! ! !

Off color yet with no "bad language"!