An Irish Joke

[Chris Lawrence]

>Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird

>section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks

>if he can help them.

>

>"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"

>says Gerry.

>The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the

>birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the

>ConnorPass.

>

>At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis

>looks like a grand place."

>

>He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off

>the cliff.

>Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the

>bottom, killing himself stone dead.

>

>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and

>says,

>

>"<deleted> dat. Dis budgie jumping is too <deleted>'n dangerous for me!"