Taking A Tinkle

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a

masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the

stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave

the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave

birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into

the room in tears.

'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and

this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16

years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in

tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this

bullet came out.'

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened

16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were

taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the

dog.