funfun Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: 'It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four' 'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons.' 'You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.' The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!' 'Sorry,' responds Paddy, 'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lawrence Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 That's one for after / during late night session Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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