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A blond, goes into a phone store and asks the clerk how much it would cost to call her mother.

He quotes her $10 a minute.

She starts crying and tells him she can not afford that but would do anything to speak to her mother.

"Anything?" he replies. "Yes, anything," says she.

He then locks the door and takes her into the back room.

"OK, get on your knees," he tells her.

"Now open the zipper and take it out," which she does.

"Now put it to your mouth," he says.

The blond then puts it in front of her mouth,

opens her mouth,

and says,

"HELLO, MOM?"

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