gentman Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place. "It's terrific," he said. "I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad." .......................................................... A policeman spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!" "No," she replied, "a pair of socks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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