A Hunting Joke

[Chris Lawrence]

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and

propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell

over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by

his doctor.

'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news

is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your

groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to

remove all of the buck shot. The bad news is that there was

some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to

have to refer you to my brother.''Oh, well I guess that

isn't too bad,' the man replied 'is your brother a plastic

surgeon?' 'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'He's a

flute player in the local symphony .... he's going to teach you

where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eyes.'