Bad Stomach

[WillyL]

A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep into the rectum

The man agrees and the doctor tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

Suddenly the man screams in disgust.

“What’s the matter, dear?” asked his wife. “Did I hurt you?”

“No,” replies the man, “but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders.”

[skipvice]

sick

[peter991]

Reminds me of that wonderful scene by Ernest Borgnine in the Posiedon Adventure, when his wife is given a suppository for seasickness by the ship's doctor.

Doctor: This will calm your seasickness maam.

Ernest: She's really sick. How's she supposed to swallow that thing?

Doctor: You don't put it in your mouth

Ernest: Where do you put it then?

Ernest's wife: I know what to do with it.

Ernest: (Puzzled look) ... oh!

Peter

[suegha]

Interesting op!