Circus,circus...

[AltumAngel]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

One is an old guy in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous brunette

in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it." This is

one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or

you're history.

Here's your equipment - chair, whip and a gun. "Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the

gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and

pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her

coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts

licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body

for several minutes, and th en rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a

display like that in my life."

He then turns to the old guy and asks, "Can you top that?"

The old guy replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way!"

[suegha]

That's a different twist to an old joke! Very good.