Life In A Mental Hospital

[Chris Lawrence]

LIFE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a

truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny!

What are you doing?'

Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne!

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving his

imaginary truck and she asks, 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'

Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some

rest.

That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'

The nurse leaves Kenny's room, and then goes across the hall into

another patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating

vigorously.

Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing!?'

To which Davo replies, 'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's in Melbourne '.