Egg Humor

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Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?

Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.

Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?

Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!

Question: Why can't you tease egg whites?

Answer: They can't take a yolk.

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Omelette.

Omelette who?

Omelette smarter than I look!

Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?

Answer: An eggs-plorer!

Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?

Answer: New Yolk City!

Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

Answer: It cracks up!

Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?

Answer: Deviled eggs!

Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!

Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?

Answer: Sandy Eggo

Question: Why did the egg cross the street?

Answer: To get to the shell station.

Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe?

Answer: She wanted to hachet

Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things?

Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.

Question: Where do you find information about eggs?

Answer: In the hen-cyclopedia

Question: Why is the chef so mean?

Answer: She beats the eggs!

Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?

Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!

Question: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?

Answer: By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Question: What does mummy hen call her baby?

Answer: Eggs-tra special Question: Why did the egg not draw a straight line?

Answer: His ideas were scrambled

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Help me! I just can't take any more!!!