Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Classic

I've 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was

standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet

again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the

hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care

ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally

complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because

I had been poisoned by the food.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road

licking my dick and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

:o

Posted

:o:D :D :D :D :D :D B)

OK just for old times' sake I am going to revive the following riddle:

Q: Why does a dog lick his balls?

A: Because he can!

(Not as funny as yours though!)

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



  • Topics

  • Popular Contributors

  • Latest posts...

    1. 11

      Thailand Live Monday 5 May 2025

    2. 10

      Anthrax Death Reported in Mukdahan Province

    3. 0

      Market Defies Gloom: Stocks Surge as Recession Fears Simmer

    4. 0

      Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse Left Without Redress as UK Shelves Compensation Scheme

    5. 0

      Transgender Swimmer Ana Caldas Sweeps Five Events at National Meet, Sparks Backlash

  • Popular in The Pub

×
×
  • Create New...