Stuck On You

[pimmel]

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower

>>>and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of

>>>slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped,

>>>did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

>>>She yelled out for her husband Bruce.

>>>

>>>"Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in.

>>>

>>>"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor"

>>>she said.

>>>

>>>"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up.

>>>

>>>"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road

>>>and get Cobba" (his mate).

>>>

>>>They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

>>>

>>>"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba

>>>said

>>>

>>>"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that" ?

>>>

>>>"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we

>>>can break the tiles under her and that will release

>>>the vacuum." replied Cobba

>>>

>>>"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that,

I'll

>>>stay here and play with her tits."

>>>

>>>"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a

>>>good time for that mate ?"

>>>

>>>"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her

>>>wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where

>>>the tiles aren't so expensive".