pimmel Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Next time someone asks why you drink so much beer, don't just mumble and turn away. Tell them this story. In the days of the old west buffalo-hunters knew that a herd of bison could only travel as fast as the slowest buffalo. They reasoned that when they hunted the giant beasts they were actually helping the herd because they were harvesting the slowest and the weakest of the animals, improving the herd via a form of natural selection. They also knew the human brain worked the same way: it can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. So while sitting around the campfire downing their Lone Stars, they knew they were killing brain cells. But they knew they were killing only the slowest and weakest brain cells. Drinking beer was eliminating the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The story also explains why you feel so much smarter after a few beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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