Necrophilia

[WillyL]

A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia - Having sex with a dead woman.

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

#1, It's none of your dam_n business

#2, She was my wife, and

#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!