Blind Man

[Gonsalviz]

Two young nuns had been given instruction to paint a room at the convent with explicit intruction to not get paint on their habits.

So, they decided to paint in the nud_e. As they were painting away there was a knock on the door. Shaken, one asked "Who is it?"

The reply came "Blind man." So they thought no problem and she opened the door. The guy standing there holding an arm full of window blinds after a pause says "Where do you want me to put them?"