Boater Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 That's not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Ha i Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai <deleted> Kin Ni I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone! No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Chaos Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Not forgetting: Why are you walking funny? Wun Hung Loh CC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopChinese Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boater Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 I don't get it You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himachal Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I don't get it You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now...... What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 I don't get it You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now...... What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING but now you are playing the joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 I don't get it You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now...... What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING I nearly forgot this one Why does Harrow have some many Chinese? because when they get the taxi at Heathrow Airport, the first thing they say to the driver is ' Hawoo ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himachal Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I don't get it You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now...... What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING I nearly forgot this one Why does Harrow have some many Chinese? because when they get the taxi at Heathrow Airport, the first thing they say to the driver is ' Hawoo ' It was once remarked that if you laid all the Chinese people out in a straight line...................... .........................................you could run them all over without having to steer! and: How long is a Chinese man? How Long is a Chinese man And.... The wisdom of Chairman Mao: .............."Social and agricultural reform leads to widespread famine and mass emigration." And... Chinese innovation: (after 4000 years of toilet paper, gunpowder and fine porcelain) "Uh, guys, I think we need a wheel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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