Yes my wife is a frequent farter and always tells me smells of roses.................... she lies too!!!

I find it particularly revealing when someone (silently) farts in the car.

Then the blame game starts - momma toot!, no, Bodin toot!, no, Tilak toot!. So they generally blame me - poppa toot!. And I wind down the window for a few kilometres, and everyone is happy.

Problem is, it wasn't me in the first place, and the bloody culprit goes unpunished.

Not picking fault but help me here.I thought toot was arse/bum/bottom and tut was fart,or thats how it sounds when thais say the words.Maybe there is no direct englsih spelling and the tones are different but the words are the same

Not sure if food has something to do with this but i have found Issan ladies do not fart much but the non Issan ones fart like mad.Maybe Issan women eat more spicy food and this has something to do with it.

..been married 18 months and finally faintly heard her fart this morning..but she has a very bad cold

signed: no wonder you hardly hear them, their orfices are sooooo tiny

Not heard my thai gf do it.

My response when I happen to slip up is "you cannot hold what you haven't go in your hands" this always gets a smile and a laugh

sometimes my Thai condo neighbors are noisy on the balcony so I turn up the computer speakers and fire off a few prerecorded fart sound files downloaded from the internet. Their conversations stop dead in their tracks. Long silence. Cracks me up every time. Just google "fart sounds" or "pull my finger" and let the fun begin. ratemyfart dot com is good also.

My wife and i have competitions she always comes out with "more tea vicar" cracks me up hearing a Thai say that.

This is such a strange post. Let me spell it. They are human being and fart like everybody else. There is no mystique here believe me.

They do though seem to be very fond of nose picking

smelly farts means that you've eating lots of animal protein or milk products like cheese. If you take a high fiber diet, your fart will not smell as much. Furthermore, your bowel moves a lot faster - meaning that food passes through your guy much quicker. There is less putrification. Consequently fart that doesn't smell like strong cheese.

My missus Farts like a trooper, she snores as well, she reckon i was full of shit when i told her, she was highly embarrassed when i took a video of her asleep with her ass and nose making a splendid noise.

..been married 18 months and finally faintly heard her fart this morning..but she has a very bad cold

signed: no wonder you hardly hear them, their orfices are sooooo tiny

Actually, a tiny orifice would make a trumpet sound. A big loose one would be like hearing a butterfly flap in a tunnel, not noticeable...

gutsy post

really insulting to thais. shouldnt have seen the light of day this thread

After being married for 5 yrs I first heard her fart, so said that I teach her !!

gutsy post

really insulting to thais. shouldnt have seen the light of day this thread

I thought it was insulting to farts. Doesn't ass gas and SBD's have rights also. Where do you get off insulting farts right to existence and self expression.

Thais are shy people. While picking noses and spitting are deemed acceptable behaviour, farting out loud is something that can only be undertaken once a level of comfort / trust has been established.

During the start of the relationship, butt cheeks must be kept firmly squeezed so as not to let one slip. After 6 dates, it is appropriate to pass gas silently while appologising and blaming it on an upset stomach.

Once married, all rules are out the window - sadly the same can be said for the farts.

After 10 years of marriage, it is acceptable (and expected) that a Thai spouse will wait to fart until he/she are within appropriate olfactory range.

While some farangs might get upset with Thais taking over the farting thrown in the home, it's generally just one of those things you must learn to accept.

Much like when your spouse talks and it goes in one ear and out the other, it is recommended that when he/she farts in your general direction that you come back with a comment like "is that all you got honey" in order to save face.

She always says 'ooops, I sing song' ...

My Thai friend just blames the cat!

Thais are shy people. While picking noses and spitting are deemed acceptable behaviour, farting out loud is something that can only be undertaken once a level of comfort / trust has been established.

During the start of the relationship, butt cheeks must be kept firmly squeezed so as not to let one slip. After 6 dates, it is appropriate to pass gas silently while appologising and blaming it on an upset stomach.

Once married, all rules are out the window - sadly the same can be said for the farts.

After 10 years of marriage, it is acceptable (and expected) that a Thai spouse will wait to fart until he/she are within appropriate olfactory range.

While some farangs might get upset with Thais taking over the farting thrown in the home, it's generally just one of those things you must learn to accept.

Much like when your spouse talks and it goes in one ear and out the other, it is recommended that when he/she farts in your general direction that you come back with a comment like "is that all you got honey" in order to save face.

Correct to a tee. Although in my case it was after only a few months of marriage tha farts were sweetly shared. Only time I have had to tell her off was for letting rip at the meal time...but at all other times I am fair game for her "dtort yai". She has the loudest farts I have ever heard and happily shares with all family members with great mirth, but would never ever dare fart in public.

Thais are shy people. While picking noses and spitting are deemed acceptable behaviour, farting out loud is something that can only be undertaken once a level of comfort / trust has been established.

During the start of the relationship, butt cheeks must be kept firmly squeezed so as not to let one slip. After 6 dates, it is appropriate to pass gas silently while appologising and blaming it on an upset stomach.

Once married, all rules are out the window - sadly the same can be said for the farts.

After 10 years of marriage, it is acceptable (and expected) that a Thai spouse will wait to fart until he/she are within appropriate olfactory range.

While some farangs might get upset with Thais taking over the farting thrown in the home, it's generally just one of those things you must learn to accept.

Much like when your spouse talks and it goes in one ear and out the other, it is recommended that when he/she farts in your general direction that you come back with a comment like "is that all you got honey" in order to save face.

Correct to a tee. Although in my case it was after only a few months of marriage tha farts were sweetly shared. Only time I have had to tell her off was for letting rip at the meal time...but at all other times I am fair game for her "dtort yai". She has the loudest farts I have ever heard and happily shares with all family members with great mirth, but would never ever dare fart in public.

pull my finger anyone?

Thais marry Farangs so they have someone to blame when they fart. That's my experience anyway.

My wife farts more than I do.... tdot tdot tdot!!!

Have U Ever Heard A Thai Fart?

Not often - do you think digging nose is a cure for farting?

Ya lots of times. They don't view it as gross as westerners do. The first few time's I've done it with girlfriends (on accident) they have always laughed about it - never get a grossed out reaction like a Farang girl would have.

Now this is a question that vexed me for years - really.

It took a long time but I eventualy heard a Thai girl fart after well over a decade of being around them a lot

What a funny question…..Thais do fart like everybody else. There’re karaoke bars where people can ‘fart’ a song. You can find it almost in every city, called Fartaoke. It’s hard to understand that you never went into a fart club.

Try getting married, you will hear it every day. Or...sense it.

You are right! 

The men where I live can't keep their asses shut. My wife's not so polite behind closed doors either.

Even though we've been together for two years, she still won't in front of me. When she goes to the bathroom, she runs the sprayer into the toilet to cover any sounds she makes! :D

I think it's nice that she thinks I don't know that she's human! :D

Quite honestly , I don't think many Thai have a need to flatulate , their breath says it all .

AH we do! haha i do too but not when my bf is around and u kno wot long time ago i heard the news that thai lady she was with her bf (thai) accidently she farted she felt ashame and then she left...later on she found dead...rite she has comitted suicide '

My lady makes pud many times, her granny has aromatic smelling one, what a subject .

The Thai attitude to smells does puzzle me somewhat - I get a little niffy after a 4 hour hike in the hot sun and they act as if they're going to die with the merest whiff of a sweaty armpit. Hot food and lack of basic sanitation can play havoc with the guts and, again, they fall over themselves to register their disgust at a bit of a guff. Yet their entire country absolutely stinks.

What's that all about then?