Cockscrew

[WillyL]

Ed and Willie are standing side by side at urinals, when Ed glances down and sees that Willie's penis is twisted like a corkscrew.

Ed says, "I've never seen one like that before."

Willie says, "Like what?"

"All twisted, like a pig's tail!" says Ed.

"What's yours like?" asks Willie.

"Straight, like normal!" replies Ed.

Willie says, "I thought mine was normal 'til I saw yours."

Ed finishes and starts shaking his penis.

"What'd you do that for?" asks Willie.

"I was shaking out the last few drops," answers Ed.

"Wow!" says Ted, "and to think that all these years I've been wringing mine out!"