Poems

This teacher taking a class of twelve year-olds, and she say's to them, Today we are going to have poetry, but we are not going to read it from a book. You are going to write it yourselves. You have twenty-minutes, and the poem must contain the word PISTOL

Twenty-minutes later she says, "Right pen's down. Who has managed to complete a poem?"

This little girl puts her hand up and says, "I have miss."

The teacher says, "O.K Helen, Read your poem out."

And the little girl starts:

My dads in the Navy

And he wears a suit of blue

He has a pistol in a holster

And he can shoot it too

The teacher says, "That was a very good effort Helen. Has anyone else completed a poem?"

This little lad at the back says, "I have a poem, miss."

The teacher says, "O.K Jimmy, Lets hear your poem."

And little Jimmy starts:

My dads not in the Navy

And he doesn't wear a suit of blue

He signs on the Dole at eleven

And then gets pissed till two