The Two Aliens

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The Two Aliens

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> Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed

> for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien

> addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to

> your leader.'

>

> The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

>

> The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

>

> The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

>

> The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,

> there was no response.

>

> Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his

> ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do

> not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'

>

> The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to

> do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'

>

> 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump

> and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared

> towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a

> burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

>

> Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he

> refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly

> at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green

> head.

>

> 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He dam_n near

> killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

>

> The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend

> and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic

> travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around

> himself twice and then stick it in his ear.'

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