Another Genie Joke

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A man walkes into a bar carring a small brown paper bag which he puts on the counter,

It being a slow night the barman asks "what's in the bag"

The man opens the bag and pulls out a little man about 12" tall and puts him on a beer mat and then proceds to pull from the bag a miniture grand paino and a small stool, when they are all on the beer mat the little man sits on the stool and starts to play classical music.

"where on earth did you get that" says the barman

The man responds by reaching into the bag and produces a lamp "give it a rub" he says

So the barman rubs the lamp and after a puff of smoke a genie appeares and says "I will grant you one wish"

The barman gets excited and with no hesitation says "I want 1 million bucks!"

A few moments later a duck walkes into the bar followed by another and then another, pretty soon the bar is full of ducks, and they keep comming!

The barman turns to the man and says "I think that your genie is a little deaf..... I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks!"

The man says "yes I know do you rearly think that I asked for a 12" pianist?"