Asleep In A Grave

[WillyL]

A man missed his bus and decided to walk home.

He had journeyed several miles when night began to fall.

Stumbling exhausted into a cemetery, the man laid down on the grass, rolled over, then slid into an open grave.

The next morning, a blonde arrived at the cemetery and, just as she approached the gravesite, she heard a voice murmur,

"I'm soooo cold!"

Staring down into the grave, she replied, "Well no wonder, you poor thing. You kicked off all your dirt."