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For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings: Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit to one per customer.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.