Air Traffic Controller

[ozzydom]

Iranian Planes Landing in Atlanta GA

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> You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.

> Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!

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> Atlanta Airport

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> Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

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> Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'

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> Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'

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> Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'

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> Pause...

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> Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'

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> Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'

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> Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'

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> Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your little hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us --