Hung Chow.

[Chopper]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'

The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great'.

I be at work soon . . .. .. You got nice house.