Blonde Male Joke

[Chris Lawrence]

> > > > An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work

> on

> > > > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch

> and

> > > the

> > > > Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and

> > cabbage

> > > > one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

> > > >

> > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If

I

> > get

> > > > burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

> > > >

> > > > The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a

> bologna

> > > > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and

> > > cabbage

> > > > and jumped to his death.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

> > > >

> > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his

> death

> > > as

> > > > well.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd

> known

> > > > how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would

have

> > > > given it to him again!"

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos

> or

> > > > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

> > > >

> > > > are you ready for it....................

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > it's worth the wait

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

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> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > here it comes..............................

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."