Chris Lawrence Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 > > > > An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work > on > > > > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch > and > > > the > > > > Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and > > cabbage > > > > one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." > > > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I > > get > > > > burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." > > > > > > > > The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a > bologna > > > > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." > > > > > > > > > > > > The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and > > > cabbage > > > > and jumped to his death. > > > > > > > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. > > > > > > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his > death > > > as > > > > well. > > > > > > > > > > > > At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd > known > > > > how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have > > > > given it to him again!" > > > > > > > > > > > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos > or > > > > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. > > > > > > > > are you ready for it.................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's worth the wait > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here it comes.............................. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now