Did You Hear About The Blonde Who:

Did you hear about the blonde who:

...was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?

...took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

...got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

...was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?

...had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?

...thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates? ...after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

...brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?