OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.

I am really God''s gift to females.

I see dead people.

I see living people I wish were dead.

"I always liked torturing small animals when I was young. I was also abused as a child, have a complex about masturbation & have serious physical deformaties."

Dial 1166 - Serial Killers R Us! Buy your very own serial killer now. Only 39B and we'll include a set of steak knives.

First you have to go through the arsonist stage.

OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.

I am really God''s gift to females.

You're a tin of Femfresh?

OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.

I am really God''s gift to females.

Do God's gifts come with receipts?

Put a model T coil on Railroad track, (9 and 10 years old boys playing rob the train) The aftermath was not pleasant even though no one ever fessed up to it.

Might have known dons reply would be something like that

Might have known dons reply would be something like that

Quite so, although i was surprised no mention was made of his arms.

As far as being God's gift to women is concerned, from the way he speaks it would seem a little more likely that the gift from God was to himself.

OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.

I am really God''s gift to females.

Is that like a particular female being G_D's gift to me (male, last time I looked)? Does He take returns? Will He accept COD? How 'bout an exchange or store credit? Good luck to the Don. I already told my darkest (the day's not over yet) secret before.

OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.

I am really God''s gift to females.

Do God's gifts come with receipts?

More importantly, do they come with warranties??

OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.

I am really God''s gift to females.

I always suspected God didn't care so much for women.

OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.

I am really God''s gift to females.

So, you're a Pr*#k?

Edited June 8, 200818 yr by mrtoad

:D

My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest)

My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest)

It's good to get some things off your chest, eh?

My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest)

It's good to get some things off your chest, eh?

First time I've spoken about it! who would have thought it would have been on a open forum.

My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest)

It's good to get some things off your chest, eh?

First time I've spoken about it! who would have thought it would have been on a open forum.

You weren't that teenage guy who broadcast his webcam footage proving to everybody that he can give himself a BJ were you?

My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest)

It's good to get some things off your chest, eh?

First time I've spoken about it! who would have thought it would have been on a open forum.

You weren't that teenage guy who broadcast his webcam footage proving to everybody that he can give himself a BJ were you?

Sorry Soundman not that flexible plus my er..... is not big enough

OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets. I am really God''s gift to females.

I always suspected God didn't care so much for women.