AltumAngel Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man, who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation. Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?' Singaporean: 'Of course.' Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.' The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?' Singaporean: 'Of course.' Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.' This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia?' Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do' Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection' Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.' Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' Malaysian: 'Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.' Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 hmm , this was posted before, but with an american and a french...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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