A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia.

He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man, who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'

Singaporean: 'Of course.'

Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.'

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'

Singaporean: 'Of course.'

Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.'

This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia?'

Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'

Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection'

Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.'

Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' Malaysian: 'Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.'

Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.'

hmm , this was posted before, but with an american and a french......