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The Twenty Commandments Of Pattaya

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Please add to the list of commandments for people in Pattaya.

Falang or Thai, its only a bit of fun, so don’t be too serious. :o

Commandment. Number 1

Thou shalt not Tell Lies when Pissed

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Thou shalt not enter thine neighbors garden to retrieve thy dog :D :D

Unless thy be wearing Kevlar :o:D

Thou shalt not put ice in thine beer, unless thou ist a shandy drinking Aussie <deleted> :D:o

Thou shalt not dress up like a plastic policeman and swagger down walking street

Thou shalt not dress up like a plastic policeman and swagger down walking street

Why ?

Tourist police do it all the time :o

Thou shalt not believe a word thine woman says if her lips do moveth :o

Thou shalt not dress up like a plastic policeman and swagger down walking street

Why ?

Tourist police do it all the time :o

I thank you :D

Thou shalt have a dump before you go out for the evening lest thou hast to use a local shithoos

Thou must resist the urge to punch Indian men who invade your space and say "Alright geezer, wanna nice suit"

Thou shalt not put ice in thine beer, unless thou ist a shandy drinking Aussie <deleted> :D:o

I always find it hard to get the ice in the bottle. :D

Don't wander down Beach road at 5 am, unless you are armed

Thou shall not converse with any female whose adam apple is larger than thy own ! :o

Please add to the list of commandments for people in Pattaya.

Falang or Thai, its only a bit of fun, so don't be too serious. :D

Commandment. Number 1

Thou shalt not Tell Lies when Pissed

thou shalt not get caught going short time :o

Thou shalt not dwell higher than two cubits if thou art forlorn

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Thou shalt not

Have foreplay after chopping chilies in the kitchen and not washing your hands properly .

Big not funny. :o

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Thou shalt not enter thine neighbors garden to retrieve thy dog :D:D

Unless thy be wearing Kevlar :D:D

Heard last night in some bar Kurgen's new nick name is Iron Man :D

Thou shalt not.

Kiss falang after eating Som-Tam. :o

Thou shalt never break the 3 day rule, no matter how sweet, pretty or honest she is!

What is the 3 day rule?

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Thou shalt never break the 3 day rule, no matter how sweet, pretty or honest she is!

What is the 3 day rule?

The three day rule, is your latest conquest has to leave your Hotel room,

Condo or house. As after three days she/he starts to move belongings into the

Place, like its some kind of real relationship other than a financial arrangement.

That's what I understand the there day rule to be. :o

Thou shalt not

Go to the ATM more than once a week. :D

Thou shalt not wear a pair of speedo's when over 20 stone, whilst driving a beach road jeep full of hot russian chicks.

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