June 15, 200817 yr Please add to the list of commandments for people in Pattaya. Falang or Thai, its only a bit of fun, so don’t be too serious. Commandment. Number 1 Thou shalt not Tell Lies when Pissed
June 15, 200817 yr Thou shalt not enter thine neighbors garden to retrieve thy dog :D Unless thy be wearing Kevlar
June 15, 200817 yr Thou shalt not put ice in thine beer, unless thou ist a shandy drinking Aussie <deleted>
June 15, 200817 yr Thou shalt not dress up like a plastic policeman and swagger down walking street Why ? Tourist police do it all the time
June 15, 200817 yr Thou shalt not dress up like a plastic policeman and swagger down walking street Why ? Tourist police do it all the time I thank you
June 15, 200817 yr Thou shalt have a dump before you go out for the evening lest thou hast to use a local shithoos
June 15, 200817 yr Thou must resist the urge to punch Indian men who invade your space and say "Alright geezer, wanna nice suit"
June 15, 200817 yr Thou shalt not put ice in thine beer, unless thou ist a shandy drinking Aussie <deleted> I always find it hard to get the ice in the bottle.
June 15, 200817 yr Thou shalt never break the 3 day rule, no matter how sweet, pretty or honest she is!
June 15, 200817 yr Please add to the list of commandments for people in Pattaya.Falang or Thai, its only a bit of fun, so don't be too serious. Commandment. Number 1 Thou shalt not Tell Lies when Pissed thou shalt not get caught going short time
June 15, 200817 yr Thou must give your missus one before you go out with the lads, for obvious reasons.
June 15, 200817 yr Author Thou shalt not Have foreplay after chopping chilies in the kitchen and not washing your hands properly . Big not funny.
June 16, 200817 yr Author Thou shalt not enter thine neighbors garden to retrieve thy dog Unless thy be wearing Kevlar Heard last night in some bar Kurgen's new nick name is Iron Man Thou shalt not. Kiss falang after eating Som-Tam.
June 16, 200817 yr Thou shalt never break the 3 day rule, no matter how sweet, pretty or honest she is! What is the 3 day rule?
June 16, 200817 yr Author Thou shalt never break the 3 day rule, no matter how sweet, pretty or honest she is! What is the 3 day rule? The three day rule, is your latest conquest has to leave your Hotel room, Condo or house. As after three days she/he starts to move belongings into the Place, like its some kind of real relationship other than a financial arrangement. That's what I understand the there day rule to be. Thou shalt not Go to the ATM more than once a week.
June 16, 200817 yr Thou shalt not wear a pair of speedo's when over 20 stone, whilst driving a beach road jeep full of hot russian chicks.
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