Getting A Hairdryer Through Customs...

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Getting a hairdryer through customs...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,

"Father, may I ask a favour of you?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened

and it must be well over the Customs limit, and I"m afraid they"ll confiscate it. Is there any way you

could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

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"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not tell a lie to a customs officer!"

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you

have to declare from your waist down to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which to date, has never been used."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"