sgunn65 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 As I have been cunningly drawn into answering polls that have no relevance or meaning I thought it time to exercise some measure of revenge. This poll is meaningless, the celebration of your 844th post is meaningless, and the answers meaningless but never let that get in the way of a poll. Have I created the most worthless poll ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 As I have been cunningly drawn into answering polls that have no relevance or meaning I thought it time to exercise some measure of revenge.This poll is meaningless, the celebration of your 844th post is meaningless, and the answers meaningless but never let that get in the way of a poll. Have I created the most worthless poll ever? definitely not and i mean it! in fact i enjoyed it. come to think of it... i did not enjoy your spelling of Sudetenland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 please retract my vote. i prefer to sacrifice a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Naam is right, as usual. This is far more meaningful than the last ten meaningless polls. It is better than a well-polished Polish polecat. Moved to the Farang Pub, for whatever its destiny may be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 OK so where do you find a virgin to sacrifice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtpeppers Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 i just made up a poll, it was so meaningless they deleted it. so i win lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 (edited) i just made up a poll, it was so meaningless they deleted it.so i win lol Twice in fact The mods got to it before I could vote in either I voted to sacrifice a virgin, or at least reduce the number of virgins available by one. Unfortunately a shortage of virgins (or at least ones willing to be reduced or sacrificed) forced me to go to the pub instead. Sacrificed the Missus later (twice) Edited August 2, 2008 by Crossy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgunn65 Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 D*mn!! I really thought I had created something truly worthless!!! You're not supposed to enjoy it!! Spoilsports! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 D*mn!! I really thought I had created something truly worthless!!! You're not supposed to enjoy it!! Spoilsports! ok, i repent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I chose the last one ; a newly widowed German man had moved last week to the house next to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I think the answer is: 'Ear wax from a fruit bat'. ...and the picture puzzle on page 7 is "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I chose the one that is closest to the advice that the short, balding man in Princess Bride offered when poisoning his opponent: never start a land war in Asia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 It's defenitely the Sudetenland, march east to victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I chose the last one ; a newly widowed German man had moved last week to the house next to mine. Zaza, i can only repeat what i told you several months ago "haram aleik ya bint but... have fun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I chose the last one ; a newly widowed German man had moved last week to the house next to mine. Zaza, i can only repeat what i told you several months ago "haram aleik ya bint but... have fun!" I will. I was thinking of cooking some nice meal and send it to him as a hospitality sign to get closer to his heart faster and before implementing the scheme of the last poll's option. PS. I guess I should make sure that this meal includes seafood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I chose the last one ; a newly widowed German man had moved last week to the house next to mine. Zaza, i can only repeat what i told you several months ago "haram aleik ya bint but... have fun!" I will. I was thinking of cooking some nice meal and send it to him as a hospitality sign to get closer to his heart faster and before implementing the scheme of the last poll's option. PS. I guess I should make sure that this meal includes seafood to be on the safe side you could crush a pill or two (NOT MORE!), sprinkle the powder over some mussels and tell him that these are rare and quite expensive "blue mussels" meant to stop ageing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 to be on the safe side you could crush a pill or two (NOT MORE!), sprinkle the powder over some mussels and tell him that these are rare and quite expensive "blue mussels" meant to stop ageing I just remembered the clip on metacafe a couple of years ago, that showed a man who took an extra dose of blue pills and ended up hitting the ceiling's fan while showing off his 'new powers" by jumping on bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 ...................locks up his virginal bar gal.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgunn65 Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Are you sure you didn't mean to post that in the 5 word international story????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzby Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Sacrifice a Virgin: Did that on the auspicious occassion of my 16th (post) Leap naked from a tall building... : Would have got my vote but, alas, I do not reside in Pattaya. Start a land war in Aisa: Annex the Sudatenland and march east: But I wanna march North Enrol as a monk: Saffron just aint my colour. Quietly reflect on a full and varied life: hmmmmm Invite your neighbours over for group sex: My 16th (post) was a wild night indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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