Women Drivers!

This morning on the expressway, I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new

S Class Benz

Doing 100 kph

With her

Face, up next to her

rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds!

A nd when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver ,

which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all

the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against

the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear,

which fell,

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the dam_n phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an

important call.

dam_n women drivers!!